Who Am I?

My name is Robert Bones,
and I'm a big fan of skeletal remains. Since childhood, I have had a deep fascination with the calcified structures that hold us and most living things together. Whilst getting a degree in paleantology, I *also* found a passion for business. Does this food taste good? No. Am I a psychopath? Probably. But the satisfying cruch of our food, composed 90% of my eternal passion, BONES, just cannot be beat! So, come on down to our deceptively cozy place of dining, and feast on our splended delicacies, the quality of which know NO equal!

STELLAR REVIEWS

"I never thought straight up eating bones could be so good!"

- Malcom Malcomeson


"Yeah, I don't think I'll be coming back here..."

- Richard Braintree, from 207


Ahh, I've eated so many bones here, VERY good~...

- Moicheal, Eater Of Bones